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August 10th, 2009

For those of you who have asked - and those of you who are brave enough to stare at us for more than moments at a time - we’re trying something new. I’m taking the lead of Chad Ochocinco, Terrel Owens, and Shaq and getting my own reality show!

Ok, so it’s not that dramatic.. but we are going to try and stream the show from now on. If you’re interesting in watch and participating - through chat, answering polls, etc… - you can do so here:

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Seeya on the radio!

Rob Brown General

WTKE Collegeiate Program Draft

August 6th, 2009

Thursday on The Morning Wrap, myself, Ryan Bonifant and Marc Ryan drafted our top thirty collegiate programs. We based our picks on not only the success of the programs on the field, but of the ability to recruit, the money from the boosters, the coaching staffs in place, and the traditions and histories of the programs. The draft’s purpose was essentially for the three of us to create a super-league to do battle with the other two superleague’s created through the draft. Then, once the season was over, we’d have a playoff to determi……… oh, sorry about that.

The pecking order went as follows for the draft:

1.) Ryan Bonifant
2.) Rob Brown
3.) Marc Ryan (not Ryan.)

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1.) Ryan Bonifant - The University of Southern California

It’s tough to argue with USC at the first pick, although they might be interchangeable with my pick at number two. USC has owned the Pac-10 for this entire decade, and continute to pump out draft classes loaded with top-round talent. Add in their set of national titles, as well as their participation in (in my opinion) what might’ve been the best National Championship game in history, and you’ve got a whole handful of fantastic BCS bowl game appearances. And on top of that, they might have the best set of boosters this side of South Bend, Indiaiana. And don’t forget - their coach has the best active winning percentage of all coaches (with over 100 games coached.)

2.) Rob Brown - The University of Florida

This pick was simple for me: the team that didn’t get picked first between USC and UF was going here. Urban Meyer is arguably the best coach in college football. Tim Tebow is running the offense with Johnny Brantley - the best statistical quarterback in Florida high school history - waiting in the wings. You’ve got yourself a running back stable that isn’t going to lose talent -they’re continuing to reload. You’ve got a defense that not only is reloading 10 of 11 starters, but has the ENTIRE set of backups coming back (which means they’re set for the NEXT year as well.) And if Urban Meyer isn’t the best coach in college football, he’s no further down than two behind Pete Carrol.

3.) Marc Ryan - The Oklahoma University

Another team with a very strong argument, and if they were able to win a BCS game they would probably have been able to outrank Florida - but three is very appropriate for the Sooners. They’ve played for five BCS bowl wins this decade, including championship attempts against Florida and Louisiana State. They’ve also had disappointing losses to Boise State and others, but this is one of those occassions where quantity overwhelms quality: PLAYING for five is probably better than playing in one and winning it .. maybe. Bob Stoops is continuously listed amongst the top handful of coaches and for good reason. He’s continusly putting out fantastic teams with Heisman talent and huge point totals. Had he won one or two of those five, he would’ve jumped up. But, it is what it is.

4.) RBo - University of Texas

This was a toss-up as well, with Texas and Oklahoma playing it off for the four spot - and it’s once a situation where quantity won over quality. Texas has played for less titles and BCS games, however, were the other half - and the winning half - of (again, in my opinion) the best championship game in history. Mack Brown has put out some high quality NFL picks as well as a Heisman trophy winner (Ricky Williams.)

5.) RBr - The Louisiana State University

This one might have been a bit early as some other teams - invluding one from the SEC - that could’ve gone here, and coincidentally, this is where the draft starts to get …. interesting. The Louisiana State University has won two national titles, and a handful of BCS games as well. Last year was a struggle for them, but Les Miles has this team on the fast track to success once again. They smoked Georgia Tech, a very good ACC team, to end the season, and it took Alabama - last year’s SEC runner up - a fantastic overtime and a handful of LSU turnovers to win that football game. Add on top of that one of the most supportive fanbases in college football, and you’ve got a program that’s probably going to be back in the title hunt sooner rather than later.

6.) MR - The University of Alabama

Another tough one to argue, but Alabama’s success has been more recent than in a long time - in fact, last year was probably the defining year of the Crimson Tide this decade - which ended with a loss to the mighty Florida Gators in the South Eastern Conference and then a shocking upset loss to the (granted, 12-0 at the time) Utah Utes. It’s been quite a while since Alabama has sniffed a national title, but people seem to think they’re getting closer by the day. And of course, Nick Saban is considered one of the best coaches in the game - and the fan support garnered by Alabama is rivaled only by Notre Dame and USC.

7.) RBo - The Ohio State University

While they might get the first pick overall in the “best dressed coach” draft, they end up checking in at #7 in the program draft. Ohio State has gotten chances - mainly against SEC teams - and failed. However, they’ve won a BCS game, and gave #3 Texas all they could handle in last year’s BCS game as well. Ohio State has also gotten tons of NFL talent on the table, and has another one of the top coaches in the game in Coach Sweater Vest.

8.) RBr - The University of Georgia

This is where we all started differing in opinions. I looked at Michigan here - because without last year, UM has looked pretty solid - as well as started thinking about some ACC teams as well. But then I realized Georgia, despite last year’s disappointing season, had still won a couple of SEC titles and been in contention for a #1 seeding. This one was relatively easy for me.

9.) MR - The University of Michigan

A lot of people raised eyebrows here, but I had to disagree - I think this was a good pick for Marc Ryan. Sure, Michigan was disappointing last year. Very disappointing. Very very disappointing. Very very ver… you get it. But, think about it: if you remove last year, Michigan is a team that has consistently turned in top 10 teams, and 10 win seasons, year after year. Ohio State has owned them as of late - one more reason the Buckeyes are ranked at seven ahead of them. That being said: the maize and blue have had some great years and despite whether you think Lloyd Carr should or should not be the coach there still, it’s easy to see why Michigan eeked into the top ten.

10.) RBo - The University of Oregon

This is probably where the reaching really started, as both Marc Ryan and I both raised an eyebrow at Ryan’s pick. But, Oregon is a team who has found a few ten win seasons, as well as given USC a few games. While they haven’t seen a BCS game yet, they seem to get closer and closer every year, and with people like Phil Knight, CEO of Nike, pumping cash into the system, you know their program and facilities are beyond first class.

11.) RBr - Virginia Tech

Beemer ball. You can say it to any fan in the country, and people know what you mean. The coach at VTech has developed his own system to winning games -and it’s worked. While VTech has had some disappointing losses the last few years, they opened the decade playing Florida State for a title, with Michael Vick as the quarterback, and have since dominated the ACC and been one of the causes for both the ‘Noles and Miami to have dropped off and had trouble returning to dominance.

12.) MR - The Florida State University

A handful national championship appearances with two wins. A streak of conference championships that may never be equaled in the ACC, SEC, or any major conference. A streak of weeks in the top ten with the same stipulation. A coach who’s arguably the greatest of all-time, a coach in waiting who’s a two time national champion. Perhaps the greatest defensive coordinator in college football history. All still in play. I would’ve picked FSU earlier, but then again, no draft ends up the way you want it to.

(I’ll be giving just the name and the picks from here on out. Make your comments as you wish!!)

13.) RBo - Pennsylvania State University

14.) RBr - The University of Notre Dame

15.) MR - The University of Tennessee

16.) RBo - The University of Miami

17.) RBr - The University of Utah

18.) MR - The University of Nebraska

19.) RBo - West Virginia University

20.) RBr - The University of Auburn

21.) MR - Texas Technical University

22.) RBo - The University of Wisconsin

23.) RBr - Georgia Technical University

24.) MR - Brigham Young University

25.) RBo - The University of California at Berkely

26.) RBr - The Oklahoma State University

27.) MR - Texas A&M

28.) RBo - The Boise State University

29.) RBr - The Clemson University

30.) MR - Ole Miss

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Rob Brown General

So, recently, foxsports.com did…

August 5th, 2009

..a list of the ten most obnoxious fan bases in sports. Now, this was before last season started, and I was thinking: would the list stay the same today? I’m not sure. I’m probably going to make this a show topic in the near future, but I wanted to start a … nomination … process … for that topic so you folks can put your list in order.

Notre Dame - The fans of the Irish have, for years, told you why they were the best around. Their fan base and their boosters are the reason why the Irish are still independent, and won’t join another conference. It’s the reason that ND gets a BCS exception, and the bowl games will take an 8 win ND team over a lot of other, and better, teams, from other conferences. And the best part? Notre Dame fans think the whole thing is ok.

Ohio State University - Despite the fact they keep trying, and failing, and trying, and failing, fans of Ohio State (who also refuse to stop putting “the” in front of their team name) will try to keep telling you how their team can compete with any in the country. Never has a team tried so hard to continue winning, failed so hard, and continued to tell you how they’re the best. And really - your tradition of “dotting the i?” Your most exciting moment is hoping the tuba player doesn’t fall down on his way out? Wow.

University of Southern California - The Trojans will tell you their team is better than entire conferences. They’ll tell you that because Pete Carroll pumps out NFL players, that clearly means that their team is the national champions year after year - including those years when they lose to Oregon State. And seriously - a “split” national championship with LSU in 2003? Get over it man. You lost it. LSU was better than you. The BCS title went to LSU. Get over it.

The University of Alabama - Most people who are fans of college football would put Alabama at number one.They’ll speak of all the national championships they’ve won as justification of why they’re relevant today - whether they are or aren’t. And really - houndstooth? Welcome to the 2000’s, ‘Bama! Oregon has color-changing helmets, even Mississippi State has updated their look since the Civil War. Jump on board! And have you ever noticed that since Nick Saban ditched LSU (after saying that he wouldn’t,) and ditched Miami, (after saying that he wouldn’t,) that he is now the best, classiest, and most honest coaches in the game - provided you were the A on your hat?

The Louisiana State University - If you’re a visitor, take your poncho to this game - because more than likely, you’re going to find it’s “raining beer” on your head at some point. And the constant chants of “Tiger bait! Tiger bait!” might be the most annoying antagonistic cheer out there. And if nothing else, the fact that they’ll frequently hide behind the “SEC is king” argument to cover up their own shortcomings … wel, it’s obnoxious.

The University of Florida - Florida is one of the more recent entries to the list. Have a little success - ok, admitted, a lot of success - and you’d think that college athletics was INVENTED in Gainesville. Their basketball team wins two, back to back. Now, they’ll tell you the center of the college basketball universe - despite the fact that they haven’t been back to the tournament since then. And if you dare critique their team in any way, you might as well consider yourself finished. You’ll be labeled a hater with no ability to judge teams correctly. And the worst part? They’ve developed this attitude over the past four years.

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There’s your first set of nominations for “most obnoxious fans.” We’ll hold the finals on the show on Friday. Get your list ready!

rb

Rob Brown General

LenDale White Weight Loss Program - No more time in Cabo!

August 3rd, 2009

Ok, so that’s Tony Romo “no more playoff-loss program.” Sorry for the confusion.

"No Jessica, I was staring at the playbook! Definitely the playbook! I'm only interested in you. And the playbook. For the playoff game next weekend. Definitely you and the playoff game.

It was close though. LenDale White, who was not known for his ability to fit through most standard doorways, recently admitted that he had a weight problem. He then went on to blame the root of all evil: tequila.

Somewhere, Sammy Hagar is crying in his Cabo-wabo. LenDale just blamed a +30 pound differential from last year’s weight to training camp SPECIFICALLY on Patron. That may officially be the best excuse - and worst way to lose weight - of all time. Oh well. The good news? No more nights like this for LenDale:

Is this what it means to lose a few pounds via tequila?

Is this what it means to lose a few pounds via tequila?

Rob Brown General